9gag:
Meanwhile, in China
mermaidinamanhole:
Here’s the video in case anyone is wondering.
sirfancy:
Considering this, I need to stock up on enough gas to get me bout a thousand miles
awkward-elevator:
“This election will be as easy as sucking the life out of a baby.”
comedycentral:
[via r/zoidberg]
thisisntaseasyasitlooks:
Cocaine’s a hell of a drug
![comedycentral:
[via r/zoidberg]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4uregGFIy1qz8x31o1_500.jpg)
